Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are, funnily enough, mutated turtles in their teens, who also happen to be ninjas. Named after four of the Renaissance's most famous artists, Leonardo (the corageous leader, wielding dual katanas), Michaelangelo (the laid back one, utilising a pair of nunchucks), Raphael (the aggressive, sarcastic one, using a pair of sai) … Continue reading Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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Column: Achieving the Impossible

Full disclosure, I am a sucker for that little 'bloop' sound that happens when you get an achievement. I get excited when I hear it, and then saddened when it is just a friend logging on. But just because I'm conditioned to the sound, I am generally not a fan of the achievements themselves. Far … Continue reading Column: Achieving the Impossible

Movie Review: The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015)

Surely these films don't need an introduction. But have one anyway. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) was a 2009 horror film where three unlucky people were captured and surgically attached mouth-to-anus by crazed doctor Josef Heiter (Dieter Laser). It was actually not horrible, and certainly had a unique premise. The sequel, The Human Centipede 2 … Continue reading Movie Review: The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015)